My face is freckled and my teeth are fanged,
My hair is long and I have bangs,
My breasts are large and plump,
They almost slap my knees when I jump.
My stomach pulled in so my figures an eight,
A polite way of saying that I’ve usually overate.
My hips are full and so is my bum,
When I sit on my legs they go completely numb.
Screw my body it’s mind over matter.
Now I better get dieting so I don’t get any fatter.